Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I think I am morally bankrupt
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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