love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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