FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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