question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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