i just google imaged poop.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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