i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
honey bunches of taint.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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