College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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