Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
BRING THE BAGELS
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
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