belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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