I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
When did angry sex become our thing?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
