We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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