Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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