Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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