Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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