you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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