We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
We smell like vodka and hangover
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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