This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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