I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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