Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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