I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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