Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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