Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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