Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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