Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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