? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
