did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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