But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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