is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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