he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
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