Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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