She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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