Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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