we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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