I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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