How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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