oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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