actually, I'm a sock model
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
My dick has a subreddit
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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