For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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