So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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