In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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