lets start a swedish sibling band together
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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