I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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