4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
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