Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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