Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Just pee around me
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
