I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
