but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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