i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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