He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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