Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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