it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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